July 2011
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WHAT HAPPENED TO "THE N"??? why...why is it...
The babies in Rugrats don't exist and are products...
self-indulgenttirade:
lolwut?
I Never Understood How A Girl In Her Bra & Panties...
paula-deens-placenta:
canwepretenditsalwaysbeenokay:
I’ve seriously always thought this.
ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY FUCKING ONE!!!
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Looking at a blank wall.
It has evolved into a tradition. Every time the moving truck rolls to park snugly in front of my home, in today’s case snugly under the large locust-attracting tree branches, I can start to imagine this house bare of paintings and furniture, a look that turns a home into a house. Unlike previous moving arrangements, this one took place in just one day - four hours and four men later and the...
That feeling when nothing emotionally hurts you...
That’s how I feel right now.
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Your love is gonna drown.
If I could open my arms And span the length of the isle of Manhattan, I’d bring it to where you are Making a lake of the East River and Hudson If I could open my mouth Wide enough for a marching band to march out They would make your name sing And bend through alleys and bounce off all the buildings. I wish we could open our eyes To see in all directions at the same time Oh what a beautiful...
You know Tumblr is special when...
ratherdielaughing:
You see a picture like this:
and it gets comments like this:
oh i love tumblr.
I don't understand why people need drugs when...
ratherdielaughing:
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Pep talks and no pants.
A good friend of mine, the-artist-suzie, commented on an old Facebook status of mine where I mentioned pep talks and no pants making a football game insanely great. It took me a few reads and some thinking to realize what I meant: the pep talks were given when the sousaphones joined with the rest of the low brass in one large circle, crowded together on the sideline nearing seconds from the start...
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A little bit of Greek mythology & a lot of nature.
Nature having qualities of humans or humans having the qualities of nature is a common topic seen throughout literature, whether it’s in poems of classic or modern poets or in the textbooks of past philosophers, etc. When seasons are in particular described, they hold distinct characteristics that add to the setting of a written work, such as the winter being harsh, cold, and unforgiving or...
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"You cannot step twice into the same river."
Heraclitus, a Greek philosopher, spoke on change in the universe. One of his most quoted thoughts, that you cannot step into the same river twice, applies to human nature, making it truly more than the literal meaning. The reasoning behind this shows that a river’s water is always flowing, so the same water you see one second, has already moved on to a new spot carrying with it whatever...
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I play the Tuba.
westonchambers:
Reblog this if you do, too!
"Hey, know any good jokes about sodium?" "Na."
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
loisismyname:
I zinc we’re better than that, guys.
One of the better jokes I’ve xenon here
It’s not their fault all the good jokes argon.
who is manganese jokes?
Please, don’t make me sulfur through this.
where is the person that made these awful puns
I want to barium
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Floral short shorts & a stack of stand tunes.
Oh and the knowledge of what band I’ll be in this upcoming year. *I promise I’ll try my best.
That’s what I have to show for today. No fancy photographs or interesting stories. Just a couple bits of information concerning my new marching band, my third marching band.
hey, senior year. waddup?
I guess I have a rant in mind, too, but I’m too tired to really type it out....
When you're on the computer and your parents call...
jdmcoon:
First you’re like:
They don’t answer so you’re like:
They don’t answer so you have to go up to them like:
My life..
Alan Rickman, Helena Bonham Carter, Dame Maggie...
jillianwindsor:
